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The Cannibal’s Test

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Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a simple trial. The first step of the trial was to venture into the forest and gather ten pieces of the same type of fruit. So the three […]

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The Wonderful Tooth

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When I was seven I woke up one morning to find coins under my pillow. The night before, I had lost my first tooth and my siblings convinced me to place it under my pillow. That was the first time I heard of the tooth fairy. “She’s about three inches tall,” my eldest sister, Jane, […]

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Getting Married

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Three couples were trying to get married at the same church. There was a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples met with the priest and started arguing about who was going to get married at that church. “If you wish to get married in my church, you must all […]

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What Happens When the Fly Goes Down

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One day a fly was buzzing over a river, when he saw a tasty morsel of fruit floating on the river. The fly thought, “That looks like a tasty morsel of fruit.” So the fly went down, and as he went down a fish swimming underneath saw him and thought, “That looks like a tasty fly.” […]

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What’s Her Number?

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73% of women show more interest in guys who text to start things off. Bonus points if you write her a letter. Major style points. 89% of women want to be contacted within 48 hours of first meeting her. Only 6% of women think the 3 day rule is okay. Sorry Barney fans. If you’re […]