Three couples were trying to get married at the same church. There was a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples met with the priest and started arguing about who was going to get married at that church.
“If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one week without having sex,” the priest said. The three couples agreed.
One week later the three couples returned to the church to speak to the priest. He asked the elderly couple, “Did you go a week without having sex?”
“We did. It was quite easy,” replied the elderly couple.
“And you?” The priest asked the middle-aged couple.
“It was hard, but we didn’t have sex for the whole week,” the middle-aged couple replied.
“And how about you two?” The priest asked the young couple.
“No, we couldn’t do it,” the boyfriend admitted.
“Tell me why,” the priest said.
“My girlfriend had a can of beans in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that’s when it happened.”
The priest tells them, “You’re not welcome in my church anymore.”
“We’re not welcome in the supermarket either,” the boyfriend says.