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The Cannibal’s Test

Three men got lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a simple trial.

The first step of the trial was to venture into the forest and gather ten pieces of the same type of fruit. So the three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”

The king then explains the trial to him “you have to shove the fruits up your ass without making any facial expressions or you’ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in…but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second man arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought this should be easy. He easily fit eight berries into his ass, but on the ninth berry he burst out laughing, and was also killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it!”

The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

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