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What Happens When the Fly Goes Down

One day a fly was buzzing over a river, when he saw a tasty morsel of fruit floating on the river. The fly thought, “That looks like a tasty morsel of fruit.”

So the fly went down, and as he went down a fish swimming underneath saw him and thought, “That looks like a tasty fly.”

So the fish swam up to eat the fly, and as he swam up a bear saw the fish and thought, “That looks like a tasty fish.”

So the bear waded out towards the fish, and as he waded out a hunter eating lunch saw the bear and thought, “That bear looks like a trophy.”

So the hunter forgot about his lunch and aimed his rifle at the bear, and as he aimed his rifle a mouse saw the man’s untended sandwich and thought, “That looks like a tasty sandwich.”

So the mouse darted from hiding towards the sandwich, and as he darted out a pussy cat saw the mouse and thought, “That looks like a plump mouse.”

So the pussy cat ran after the mouse but in his excitement the cat tripped and ended up falling into the river.

Moral of the Story: When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet.

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